January 2011
53 posts
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat...
– Johnny Depp
I TALK LIKE I POOP →
I’m feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick
– Marlon Brando
I hope you get raped by a pack of nuggets
– 1/2 Mel Gibson & 1/2 my phone’s spellcheck
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I think every woman should have a blowtorch
– Julia Child
How did I not see this Before?
A man spends his whole life trying to outfart...
A great relationship is when you notice your guy has just outfarted a giant fart from like, 2yrs ago, and you think ‘Oh my god he did it!”
It’s all about the goals you set in life, ppl
The thing no one considered when Snooki got a book... →
Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...
–
Barack Obama
(sometimes this just needs to be posted).
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Rest in Peace, Coco Franklin
The world is bankrupt of one the finest dogs tonight.